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handsobrien:

Giant ass pimple on my chin. Just like sitting there staring at me, mocking me.

I have a meeting / appointment thing tomorrow. This isn’t cool. It’s one of those that doesn’t have a head so I can’t pop it to make it go down. Nope. Plus I’m trying not to pop any of my pimples because people said it could just cause more. And I already have too many.

Put some Visine on it. Just like in red eyes is reduces the redness. I read like 4 articles on it… and it was all very scientific… but it works. It’s not like a magic eraser, haha, but It should make it less noticeable. :)





handsobrien:

I’m watching this horror movie called Would You Rather and now I will never want to play this game.

Ohh my god!!! That movie had me fukd up.



#would you rather  


does anyone else’s nipple suddenly get really sensitive and you haven’t touched it in anyway? because let me tell you. It’s annoying as shit.



#and if this is some soulmate bs  #let me just say  #soulmate  #you can fuck right the fuck off  #stop trying to get all frisky with me  #becuase i am working  #and i do not need my  #nipples  #stimulated  #thank you  #ugh  #innapropriate  



bugtears:

modmad:

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

(Source: videohall, via artionn)





You drink like you have to forget something.
– The saddest shit ever said. (via dvadeset-sedmi-august)

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#every fucking night  #especially this week